‘You’re a booonk head iPad! You’re not my best friend ANY more’.
Possible response: ‘That’s not very nice calling me that, and I like being your friend’.
Actual response: ‘Good’.
The response generally depends on the time of day, day of the week time of the month, number of coffees consumed, the weather, time of wake up that morning and especially what it is in reference to. Example: I’m a ‘booonk head iPad’ because I have carelessly put the grapes into a blue bowl instead of a green one, and they are purple grapes not green ones. You can hazard a guess at the response (with a possible expletive muttered under the breath).